A coffee expert inside your AI

Ask better coffee questions.

Roasted to order. Never run out. Never subscribe. Browse the real lineup, compare cost per cup, learn to brew, ask about the actual lot in your bag, teach us what you taste, and open a secure Shopify checkout when you are ready.

It’ll do everything but make the coffee for you… yet.

Connect the guideSteal a wild prompt

Connect once.
Then just talk.

The same MCP endpoint works in supported AI hosts. Claude is the easiest friends-and-customer route today. ChatGPT can use it as a custom app in supported web plans/workspaces.

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Claude

  1. Open Settings → Connectors.
  2. Choose Add custom connector.
  3. Paste the endpoint below and enable it in a new chat.
  4. Ask: “Open the Wild Calf storefront and interview me.”
https://mcp.wildcalf.com/mcp
Claude’s connector instructions →
Web app + microphone

ChatGPT

  1. On ChatGPT web, enable Developer Mode in Apps & Connectors.
  2. Create a custom app and paste the endpoint.
  3. Select the app in a normal text chat.
  4. Tap the microphone to dictate questions naturally.
https://mcp.wildcalf.com/mcp

Voice truth: ChatGPT Voice/Live mode cannot run custom apps today. Use microphone dictation in a normal app-enabled chat. A continuous voice version would be a separate Realtime API app.

ChatGPT custom-app instructions →

What it can do

This is more than a product quiz. The guide combines the live Wild Calf catalog, real price math, original training, bag context, and a learning loop for questions the roastery cannot answer yet.

Diagnose before sellingTechnique, coffee, a scale, a grinder, an AeroPress, or no purchase—whichever is actually useful.
Price honestlyBag, delivery, monthly, and cost-per-cup comparisons using real prices.
Teach the brewHome, office, café, restaurant, convenience, and grocery training.
Know the lotSupplier/Q-grader facts, Wild Calf cuppings, substitutions, and bag-specific gaps.
Learn from youPrivate, non-leading finish and ash measurement tied to drink-again and buy-again intent—then owner-curated patterns.
Buy for realA preloaded Shopify cart; payment and fulfillment stay in Wild Calf’s secure store.

Try something wild.

Copy one into a connected chat—or make it stranger. The best customer questions become the roastery’s next research and cupping agenda.

Powerful, with honest boundaries.

An AI tool should say exactly where its authority stops. That keeps the useful parts trustworthy.

It can

  • Read the public coffee catalog, prices, training, policies, and approved lot knowledge.
  • Diagnose a cup and recommend the smallest useful change—including no purchase.
  • Record an unanswered coffee question, private tasting observation, feature request, or concierge request.
  • Return owner-curated customer patterns without exposing raw feedback.
  • Create a one-time Shopify cart link without collecting payment or address data in the MCP.
  • Help cafés and businesses with quotes, margin math, training, safe equipment triage, and lead forms.

It cannot

  • Guess a farm, process, lot, Q score, availability, or tasting fact that is not recorded.
  • Browse private customer records or reveal a stored address.
  • Place or charge an order merely by returning a Shopify link.
  • Sell or fulfill grinders, AeroPress brewers, scales, or the not-yet-final tasting kit until those real products are connected.
  • Use ChatGPT native Voice/Live mode with the custom app today.
  • Send real texts until the opted-in Twilio connection is enabled.
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